SATC

Syoke At The Chatroom.

Mga bading bloggers with a professional life na habang nagtatrabaho ay naisipang magchat. Kahit may concept paper na dapat sulatin, death contract na dapat hanapin, script na dapat tapusin, teleconference na dapat organisahin, piniling magManolo BLAHniks sa favorite virtual resto tungkol sa iba't ibang mga isyung kinakaharap ng bawat badet.

Kahit iba-iba ang mga cultural background, genetic make-up at personal interest, naglaan pa rin ng oras para sa mga once in a lifetime episodes ng kanilang collective chatlife.

At ito ang mga pinag-usapan.

1. Titi
carrie (4:23:30 PM): aba at may conference?
charlotte (4:23:36 PM): tayo lang
Yahoo! Messenger (4:24:24 PM): Miranda has joined the conference.
miranda (4:24:36 PM): dito na ako
charlotte (4:24:42 PM): ganda mo girl
miranda (4:25:03 PM): at nasan ang samantha?
Yahoo! Messenger (4:25:04 PM): Samantha has joined the conference.
samantha (4:26:06 PM): namatayan si Charlotte, mga friends...
carrie (4:26:18 PM): ng?
miranda (4:26:21 PM): ha? sinong namatay?
charlotte (4:26:25 PM): namatayan ng Titi?
samantha (4:26:37 PM): namatayan ng libog?
miranda (4:26:38 PM): di namamatay ang titi

2. Katawan
charlotte (4:28:13 PM): buti pa si Trey... ipanagtanggol ako.... sa paglalait ng iba dyan na Tomboy raw ako
carrie (4:28:29 PM): sinong nagsabi nun?
charlotte (4:28:33 PM): kakainis ang Man boobs ko. Kalokah.
carrie (4:28:35 PM): si Trey, ang bagong lalaking pinagnanasaan ni Charlotte
samantha (4:28:42 PM): ay me man boobs ka na rin? ang dami nyo na....
charlotte (4:28:53 PM): di naman masyadong obvious. pero am working on it
miranda (4:29:06 PM): wala akong man boob. meron akong BOOBS period

3. Relasyon
carrie (4:30:49 PM): ay .. buhay na ulit ang charlotte-harry tandem?
charlotte (4:30:50 PM): chos!
samantha (4:31:03 PM): as en?!
miranda (4:31:08 PM): ay buhay na naman!
samantha (4:31:16 PM): it slike carrie-aidan love team! mwahahaha
carrie (4:31:26 PM): gaga ka miranda
samantha (4:31:27 PM): revelations ba ito?!
miranda (4:31:37 PM): or aleksandr-carrie love team!
charlotte (4:31:39 PM): aidan pala ha
samantha (4:31:41 PM): issue!
charlotte (4:31:46 PM): as in may aleksandr pa
charlotte (4:31:52 PM): isama na rin si jack
carrie (4:31:52 PM): lokah
miranda (4:31:58 PM): or jack-carrie love team!
miranda (4:32:06 PM): (vomits)
charlotte (4:32:07 PM): malandi pala ang carrie? daming Internet BF's
carrie (4:32:27 PM): hindi naman BFs. mga manliligaw lang
samantha (4:32:33 PM): ay naging issue na nga
charlotte (4:33:28 PM): how about the Steve-Carrie loveteam? pwede bang eh revive?
samantha (4:33:34 PM): hahahahahaha. ay alam ni charlotte?

4. Men
charlotte (4:34:42 PM): pero in fairy ness.... type ko si Jerrod.... kung pamhinta lang sana
carrie (4:35:51 PM): miranda..magiging pamhinta ba si jerrod?? in this lifetime??
miranda (4:36:18 PM): never...kapag nangyari yun, its like reversal na ang climate change
carrie (4:36:54 PM): hahaha .. sorry charlotte.. magkaka-pekpek muna si Jerrod bago sya maging pa-mhin
charlotte (4:37:09 PM): okay lang. mukha lang naman ang type ko
miranda (4:37:16 PM): but he is cute, no question abt that
charlotte (4:37:26 PM): Rocky Salumbides ang dating. parang balot vendor.... na pang model

5. Top or Bottom
miranda (4:42:22 PM): gagah...top ako...di ko feel ang bottom, masakit sa pwet
charlotte (4:42:24 PM): si samantha ba bottom din?
miranda (4:42:34 PM): si samantha? fathomless
carrie (4:42:40 PM): si samantha ay everywhere..parang GOD!
miranda (4:42:46 PM): hahaha
carrie (4:42:50 PM): or 7-11
miranda (4:43:18 PM): charlotte top ka ba?
samantha (4:43:36 PM): gagah, miranda. i can be anything my man wants me to be. chos!
charlotte (4:43:52 PM): versace ako samantha, gagah
carrie (4:44:22 PM): versa si charlotte.. pwede rin sa unan
samantha (4:44:42 PM): si carrie, sasquatch! chos!

6. Loss
charlotte (4:48:09 PM): kakainis... namatayan kasi ako
miranda (4:48:23 PM): sinong namatay?
charlotte (4:48:36 PM): tapos... wala akong ma-ikwentuhan... dahil ang mga sisters... either nasa trabaho.... or tulog na
miranda (4:48:37 PM): d black guy with the big dick?
charlotte (4:48:46 PM): kaya ako sad. yun na yun. tapos si Carrie.... may meeting pa. chooooos!
miranda (4:49:10 PM): ....and u were not having an affair with this deceased person?
charlotte (4:49:21 PM): anova yan? si Miranda tlaga... daming alam
miranda (4:49:34 PM): hahaha
samantha (4:49:36 PM): hmmmmn
carrie (4:49:39 PM): hmmmmmm

7. Relasyon
samantha (5:08:28 PM): sa ating lahat, ako lang ang birhen sa relasyon. si carrie, forever virtual. si miranda, relationship on air.
carrie (5:08:54 PM): hoy ... hindi naman virtual yung last year
samantha (5:09:00 PM): si charlotte... malaysia Pakistan. ano ba Charlotte?
carrie (5:09:12 PM): si charlotte.. relationship ON HOLD
charlotte (5:09:13 PM): wahahaha

8. Sex
charlotte (5:09:42 PM): basta alng alam ko... ang last dyug ko ay Januray pa
samantha (5:09:50 PM): oh my god, talaga charlotte? no kiddeng?!
charlotte (5:10:04 PM): yea
miranda (5:10:09 PM): josko day, baka malaglag na yang titi mo at maging pickles na
charlotte (5:10:14 PM): i dont like sex that much anymore. iba ang hinahanap ko
samantha (5:10:22 PM): day, magtinda ka na ng sago't gulaman na me chendol
charlotte (5:10:31 PM): gaga ang samantha
samantha (5:10:33 PM): sana i can say that statement today until the end of time
miranda (5:10:52 PM): sige, jan si charlotte. e si samantha?
samantha (5:11:00 PM): kahapon
miranda (5:11:04 PM): si carrie?
samantha (5:11:15 PM): ikaw, miranda? i cannot answer for carrie
miranda (5:11:26 PM): ako? may
samantha (5:11:37 PM): si carrie, after ko....
carrie (5:11:44 PM): I don't do sex .. I make love
miranda (5:11:45 PM): mali, i was in bangkok! so june pala
carrie (5:14:08 PM): ano na pinag-uusapan???
samantha (5:14:17 PM): ano ang pinaguusapan ka dyan. nagreact ka na sa separate message box no?!
miranda (5:14:48 PM): hoy carrie. tuga na. kelan ang huling jug mo?
carrie (5:15:03 PM): kanina