Ang Hindi Pinag-Isipang I Will Survive

Nasayla ko sa introductory post ng isang kasapi ng www.guys4men.com.

Natuwa akong hindi.

Pasensya na muna, Jan-jan. Kailangan ko lang i-post ito:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord
I almost died,
but I'd spent oh so many years just
waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that
I could take you on.

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you've
bought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was
bull shit, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no
anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then
turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I
wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

Chorus:
I will survive, I will
survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries, My
sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a
handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...
hey hey.

It took all my self control not to
laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner
standing short and proud,
But to hell with all your egos and
to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
cordless multispeed.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then
turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I
wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

VSMMC Scandal: Now Tell Me Who Shames This Country

Nai-blog na ni Empress Maruja ang isyu tungkol sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center scandal. Sa mga di pa nakaka-alam, ito ang link.

Nanggagalaiti ako ngayon pero di ko papuputukin ang mga veins ko para sa kanila. Hindi ko hahayaang mamatay ako para lang makapanatili ang mga yan (involved doctors, staff and the hospital itself, including the asshole who uploaded it in youtube and those who kept the video in their cellphones and still circulating it). And yes, not to mention that bad-ass bastard na ipinasok yung canister sa kanya.

The victim is doubly humiliated and violated.

Marami tayong pwedeng magawa hinggil dito. Iniisip ko:

1) ilabas ang mga pangalan ng mga yan at manawagang alisin sa kagyat ang kanilang mga lisensya;

2) i-reprimand ang ospital, its owner and administrators, for letting this scandal past their noses;

3) i-raise ang concern hinggil sa hospital etiquette sa international level. I-condemn ang iskandalong ito.

Punyeta, nagpapakahirap tayong magpakatao tapos ganyan lang ang gagawin nila.

Ngayon, naniniwala ako sa sinabi minsan sa akin ni Oca Atadero, dating taga-pangulo ng PRO-GAY: May karapatan tayong magalit. At lumaban.

Mi Ultimo Echos

Adios Petra Echosera.
Maggu-gudbay na ba akong talaga?
Malaysia Pakistan, ganun na nga sya.
Lumipad sa nirvana - kasama ang iba pa.

Ito ang eulogy post na pinagkaisahan ng ilan sa atin at inoffer sa iba.

Me nagbite sa dust. Me na-scared to death at wit umagree. Me nandeadma (di lang sumagot.)

Isang linggo lang kasi ang paalala. Namove ever pa. Kaya sight na lang natin kung sino ang umepek sa collective posting na to.

Before I got to heaven, nathinking aloud ko lang na masaya marahil ang November 1 sa mga baklang nategras. All Chos Day in all heaven, hell and limbo.

Mula sa panahon nina Plato at Socrates na nagde-declaim at nagpo-poetry reading habang naggo-going greek hanggang kina Freddie Mercury at Divine na performance level sa lahat ng concerts doon - FOR FREE!

Haaay, I can't wait. Pero wait, wag muna ngayon.

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Sa mga naghuling paalala at modang eulohiya, basahin sina:

Gibo ng Window Exit na nagpapaalalang huwag syang saksakan ng formalin or any toxic chemicals bilang pagiging totoo sa kanyang call to save Mother Earth (and his natural figure) bukod pa sa iba pang bilin.

Jericho ng Kape't Yosi na iningglis ang mala-jenine-desideratang eulogy patungkol sa kanya: ang Mama's Boy, ang Papa's Girl, ang plant na hindi, at never pinalampas ang Gloriang Beelzebubba kahit sa kunwaring last post nya.

Misiz J ng reigningMiSiZ sa kanyang ultimate musical on earth mode for a eulogy, haluan pa ng Regine Velasquez grand appearance for a grand finale. Sinong tatalo?

Lyka of The Lyka Bergen Show naman ang nagmoda ng eulohiya para sa kanyang natsuging twin brother, si LaNce: ang lalaking me fes pero owing so much ang personality sa kanya. Mysteriosa ang moda kaya basahin na!

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At ang Eulogy Post ko?

Namatay Ng Hindi Naging Asin. AS IN!

Tatay Has Come Out

No, Tatay is not gay.

He was just discharged from the hospital this afternoon.

Finally!